so, if there're two things in this world that i rather not live without it's hats and hoodies. i'll be honest...i'm a fan. i'm a fan of either/or...but what i realized today was that i'm a fan of both, simultaneous.
yes, i did my hair this morning and, yes, it looked ok...but as i was about to leave for work, my new bailey of hollywood fedora cried out in desperation.
...but, how does one wear their hood if they are already wearing a hat that makes wearing the hood close to impossible?
well, you simply don't wear the hood. you use it as a neck warmer...and in this weather, you need a neck warmer.
that's right, people. not all fashion has to be fully functional...or, at least, it doesn't have to function for its specific purpose. i hear ladies are using leica camera bags as purses these days, so that's a good example.
so, you don't have to worry about how your hair looks and your neck is warm. that's about all i could ask for on a day like this. cold and unforgiving.
aside from this, if it happens to be a tuesday, you are also allowed to buy yourself an extra large coffee and be spastic. i've been haunted by my caffeinated nerves all day...twitchy and blinky and everything in between...
combine said caffeine with a few trips to nicotine town and you're all ready for an excursion of punchy magnitude. did i mention how i wanted to quit smoking?
yeah. not working right now...but i'm trying. really.
no. i'm serious.
hmm. i'm not sure how much i like today's sketch.
ok, ok...have to stop being so self-critical right now.
i'm gonna go get a nutter butter and pretend like i didn't think about eating healthier today because i'm a horrible person lacking even an inkling of discipline.
the joys.
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